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Funny Whatsapp Status :-
1) I'M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
2) I Can'T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ? (Funny Whatsapp Status).
3) Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep on resting.
4) If Stress Burned Calories, I'D Be A Supermodel.
5) Math : Mental Abuse To Humans.
6) Don't Make Me Laugh. I'M Trying To Be Mad At You.
7) Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.(Funny Whatsapp Status).
8) Be Warned : I'M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.
9) Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.
10) I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.
11) Interrupt My Sleep and I'Ll Interrupt Your Breathing.
12) I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.) (Funny Whatsapp Status).
13) As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.
14) There'S Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason.
15) Lazy Rule : Can'T Reach It. Needn't waste time with It.
16) Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
17) Women May Not Hit Harder. However, They Hit Lower.
18) Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female. (Funny Whatsapp Status).
19) With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill.
20) Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.
21) If I Had A Dollar For Every Smart Thing You'Ve Said I'D Be Poor.
22) I Will Slap You So Hard That Even Google Won'T Able To Find You.
23) I'M Going To Stand Outside. So If Anyone Asks, I Am Outstanding.
24) If People Are Talking About You Behind Your Back, Then Just Fart.
25) Remember If We Get Caught, You Are Deaf And I Don'T Speak English.
26) I Am Currently Experiencing Life At The Rate Of 15 Wtf'S Every Hours.
27) Dear I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger… .But I Love You Now.
28) All My Life I Thought Air Was Free… .Untill I Bought A Bag Of Chips.
29) Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person For The Rest Of Your Life. (Funny Whatsapp Status).
30) I'Ll Be Back In 5 Minutes But If I'M Not Just Read This Message Again.
31) Life Is Full Of Questions. Dolts Are Full Of Answers.
32) My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day… .So I Went Home.
33) When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.
34) Kiss Me If I'M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ? (Funny Whatsapp Status).
35) I' Not Hungry. Nonetheless, I Am Bored. Accordingly, I Shall Eat.
36) Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works and Wife Shops.
37) If You Tickle Me, I'M Not Responsible For Your Injuries.
38) Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don'T Sorry. You Are Safe.(Funny Quotes)
39) Please God If You Can'T Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.
40) My Mom Said " Follow Your Dreams ", So I Went Back To Bed.
41) Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
42) The Four Words A Girl Most Wants To Hear. I Bought You Food.
43) I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat. (Funny Whatsapp Status).
44) If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.
45) I Don'T Have A Bucket List But My Fucket List Is A Mile Long.
46) An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.
47) It'S Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring
48) You Don'T Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I'Ll Train You.
49) Oh! I'm Sorry. I Forgot. I Only Exist When You Need Something.
50) individuals say the sky is the limit, yet I don't do anything regular.
51) Sometimes You Just Want To Throw Fertilizer At People So They Grow Up.
52) When I Was A Kid I Used To Think The Moon Followed Our Car Everywhere. (Funny Whatsapp Status).
53) If Each Day Is A Gift, I Would Like To Know Where I Can Return Mondays.
54) If You Say You'Re Cooler Than Me… .Does That Make Me Hotter Than You ?
55) My Room Is Not Messy, It Is An Obstacle Course Designed To Keep Me Fit. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
56) Sleeping Is My Drug. My Bed Is My Dealer and My Alarm Clock Is The Police.
57) My Goal This Weekend Is To Move Only Enough So People Know I'M Not Dead.(Funny Quotes)
58) I"M Going To Bed Really Means I'M Going To Lie In Bed And Go On My Phone.
59) I Wish I Lived In A World Wher Mosquitoes Would Such Fat Instead Of Blood. (Funny Whatsapp Status)
60) God Made Every Person Different. He Got Tired By The Time He Got To China.
61) Cell Phones These Days Keep Getting Thinner and Smarter. People The Opposite.
62) I Don'T Always Get Asked Out On A Date. In any case, When I Do… .It'S On April 1St. (Funny Quotes)
63) I Will Do Anything Humanly Possible To Reach The Remote Without Getting Up.
64) I Wasn'T Mad. Regardless, Now That You Asked Me 7 Times If I'M Mad… Yes, I'M Mad !
65) The Word " Studying " Was Made Up Of Two Words Originally " Students Dying ".
66) Am I Only The One Who Calculates How Much Sleep I Can Get Before Going To Bed ?
67) I Don'T Need A Hair Stylist, My Pillow Gives Me A New Hairstyle Every Morning. (Funny Whatsapp Status)
68) I'M Super Lazy Today !! Which Is Like Normal Lazy, But I'M Also Wearing A Cape.
69) During The Day, I Don'T Believe In Ghosts. Ar Night I'M Little More Open-Minded. (Funny Quotes)
70) That Moment When You Miss One Step On The Stairs and You Think You'Re About To Die.
71) Don'T Think Of Yourself As An Ugly Person. Think If Yourself As A Beautiful Monkey. (Funny Whatsapp Status)
72) I Smile Because You'Re My Family. I Laugh Because There'S Nothing You Can Do About It.
73) Dear Math, Please Grow Up and Solve Your Own Problems. I'M Tried Of Solving Them For You.
74) Sometimes, I Forgot How To Spell A Word So I Change The Whole Sentence To Avoid Using It.
75) I Hate When I Plan Conversation In My Head and Other Person Doesn'T Follow The Damn Script.
76) Long Time Ago I Used To Have A Life, Until Someone Told Me To Get Into Social Networking.
77) Sometimes I Wish I Was A Bird… .So I Could Fly Over Certain People and Poop On Their Heads.(Funny Quotes)
78) Always Speak The Truth No Matter How Bitter Harsh It. However, Run Immediately After Saying It.
79) Chocolates Comes From Cocoa, Which Is Tree. That Makes It A Plant… .So Chocolate Is A Salad. (Funny Whatsapp Status).
80) I Don'T Have To Worry About Getting Kidnapped, They Would Bring Me Back In Less Than An Hour.
81) The Biggest Difference Between Men And Women Is What Comes To Mind When The Word Facial Is Used.
82) My Idea Of A Good Morning Is One When I Open My Eyes, Take A Deep Breath, Then Go Back To Sleep.
83) I Hate It When People Are At Your House and Ask " Do You Have A Bathroom ?" No, We Pee In The Yard.
84) They Say That Love Is More Important Than Money, But Have Ever Tried To Pay Your Bills With A Hug ?
85) People Say Everything Happens For A Reason, So When I Punch You In The Face, Remember I Have A Reason. (Funny Whatsapp Status)
86) No. I'm Not Single. I'm In A Long Distance Relationship Because My Future Boyfriend Lives In Future.
87) It Takes Real Skill To Choke On Air, Fall Up Stairs and Trip Over Completely Nothing. I Have That Skill.
88) People Have Become Really Naughty On Whatsapp. To be sure, even Married Women Have Put Their Status As " Available ".(Funny Quotes)
89) When Guys Get Jealous, Its Actually Kind A Cute. Right when Girls Get Jealous World War Iii Is An About To Start.
90) Its Really Funny And Hilarious When Wife Thinks Shes Punishing Her Husband By Not Talking To Him For Days.
91) Everything Happens For A Reason. Regardless, Sometimes The Reason Is That You'Re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision. (Funny Whatsapp Status).
92) Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time. Along these lines, If You Can'T Laugh At Yourself, Call Me… .I'Ll Laugh At You.
93) When I Text You A Massive Paragraph And You Reply 40 Minutes Late With " K "… .Are You Asking To Be Punched ?
94) I Wish Falling In Love Has Traffic Light Too, So That I Would Know If I Should Go For It, Slow Down, Or Just Stop.
95) When You'Are Stressed, You Eat Ice Cream, Cake, Chocolate and Sweets. Why ? Since Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts.
96) People Often Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine, But They Neglect To Mention That An Overdose Can Cause One'S Ass Too Fall Off. (Funny Whatsapp Status)
97) When I Call My Parents and They Don'T Answer It'S No Big Deal But When They Call Me and I Don'T Answer Its Like To World War Iii.
98) Never Get Jealous When You See Your Ex With Someone Else, Because Our Parents Taught Us To Give Our Used Toys To The Less Fortunate.
99) Whenever I Have A Panic Attach I Put A Brown Paper Big Over My Mouth… And Drink All Of The Vodka Inside It Seems To Help. (Funny Quotes)
100) I Changes My Password To "Mistaken" So Whenever I Forget What It Is, The Computer Will Say " Your Password Is Incorrect ".